Conversations With Kids

Abbey (8 years old) : Aunty Lisa, do you have a boyfriend?
Me : Nope. But I have lots of boy friends - friends who are boys - but no boyfriend.
Hannah (9 years old) : Really? Pick the hottest one and marry him!
Me : !!!

(Of course I go on to tell them how the hottest one isn't always the nicest one, and the nicest one isn't always the hottest one...)